apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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