i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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