I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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