I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
It was confusing and full of hummus
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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