I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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