i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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