This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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