just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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