Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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