when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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