You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Randomize
