He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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