Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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