porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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