ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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