I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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