dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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