Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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