you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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