me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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