I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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