We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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