I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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