"it" just moved
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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