Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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