White coat. Heels.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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