O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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