im drinking this country out of the recession.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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