you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just want nice things and good sex
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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