No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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