Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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