And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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