you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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