I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You were trust falling into bushes
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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