Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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