And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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