Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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