im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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