his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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