Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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