So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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