I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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