They should really pass out barf bags in church
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
