remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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