I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
