The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I smell stomach acid.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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