if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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