someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
