Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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