He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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