I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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