Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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