Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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