you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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